G-LAP 

Get laid and party. A lifestyle habit that no one can ever complain about.

Bro1: "hey what you doing this weekend?"
Bro2: "same shit different weekend. G-LAP!"
Bro1: "lucky bastard"

G-LAP by daddyspanchez December 26, 2011

glappy 

adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)

”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”

glappy by Biggshow April 15, 2013

Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

Glaponsky by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

GlapGlop 

A hot girl that everyone likes.

glapglop: glapglop
glapglop 2: glapglop

GlapGlop by GlapGlop February 11, 2021

Glapion 

furry little creature found on the east coast of the US. Normally invisible to the naked eye yet has been spotted in Burger King parking lots or in front of day care centers.

1SG: Where is Private Dickface?

Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.

1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?

Squad Leader: Roger that!

Glapion by supa dupa paratroopa May 20, 2008

Sloppy Glapy 

When a woman is on her period during sexual intercourse with a man and then proceeds to perform oral sex on his period soaked penis.

Don't kiss Lauren, I heard she gave a Sloppy Glapy to Tim!

Sloppy Glapy by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011

Glap 

A gliding clap used in the porn industry when hitting it doggy.

Johnny Sins glapped Brandi Love.

Glap by Schmitty69 October 17, 2018