Future Cat 

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.

Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"

Future Cat by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012

big thigh maryooms future cat 

would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo

big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough

big thigh maryooms future cat by JassimF August 9, 2021

FutureCanoe

An amazing (possible depressed) cook on YouTube that's known for his viral ramen recipes and monotone voice. Though his chicken may look radioactive at times, we all love him and what he makes.

Random Guy: Dude! FutureCanoe just uploaded a new video, and Uncle Roger reacted to it!
Random Guy 2: Awesome, no way!

FutureCanoe by RashHD March 6, 2025