Furkid

This countable noun, with alternative forms fur kid and fur-kid, is used to refer to a pet that is treated as though it were someone's child. In the late seventies, the word pet was argued to be politically incorrect by animal-rights activists, since it implied human ownership of an animal, and the alternative phrase companion animal was suggested. In the noughties, it seems, we've gone one step further and introduced a term which goes beyond the idea of an animal as a mere companion, elevating its status to that of a kind of surrogate child: the furkid.

'Couples like furkids because they usually don't live long enough to need expensive private schools. And their friends like furkids because, unlike real children, you can plausibly claim to be allergic to them.'
(ABC Network, Australia, 2004)

by Cynthia Feitosa December 27, 2004

Furking

Having sex while twerking. Fuck-twerking.

I was furking Leisha like a boss then the music stopped and we just went back to regular fucking.

by RUUFUS August 28, 2013

furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

by mb92388 April 13, 2007

fuckidy

Comes from the root of Fuck which, in a verbal battle, can not be topped.

Fuckidy. Would you believe this shit?

by Bill January 10, 2005

fuckidy fuck

an expression or exclamation of disapproval or discontent.
For those times when 'fuck' is just not enough.
This word has no sexual connotations. see bad examle

tripping over after realising one parked ones car on ones foot, one might be heard to exclaim "fuckidy fuck".

One would NOT say "gosh, I'd fuckidy fuck that!" . In this instance, the word 'tap' would suffice.

by Doinkman October 18, 2008

funkid

1. (n) a child of plentiful entertainment
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area

(1) that dancer is quite a funkid
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"

by maelstr0m_X1 December 20, 2004

furidicules

When things are f**king ridicules...Its like watching clowns on fire, funny but yet tragic

Example 1

Guy 1: I saw a midget riding a tiger, he was juggling chain saws and the tiger was jumping through flaming rings of death.

Guy 2: Thats Furidicules

Example 2

This is the 5th time i have done this ridicules report, it is getting furidicules.

by Cotton5817 August 21, 2009