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Funkaween 

(n.) The act of many people, with an equal number of men and women, making out in the same van while trading off partners. A song is played and the couples switch of partners at the end of every song and then begin again. Typically done on Halloween night.
Guy 1: Dude what are we gonna dress up as this year for Halloween?
Guy 2: Who cares about trick or treating dude! A bunch of the cheerleaders are getting together for a Funkaween
Funkaween by Izaacus September 12, 2017

funkateer 

1.) Funkateer is someone who is an PFUNK fan, and follower.
Did you see all of those funkateers "on the one", over there?
funkateer by Mr. Bigz April 6, 2005
The lost American Indain Tribe.
Known for askiing fellow tribes the question "where the fuckawee" while out on hunting and gathering missons. Tribes misunderstood due to dialect differences and believed they were identifying themselves. IE Were the Fuckawee
Fuckawee by IndianScholar February 3, 2010

Fuckateenfuckeritis. 

"A condition where an otherwise wel-adjusted teenager begins to believe his or her life is a never-ending soap opera. He or she will create 'drama' in an effort to recreate his or her favorite TV shows. Usually Dawson's Creek or the O.C."
Dawson's Creek. The ultimate carrier of Fuckateenfuckeritis.
1. Completely lost.
2. In an unknown place.

(Mutation of 'Hakawee' Indian tribe from "F-Troop" TV show, which got its name from joke in which lost Indians greet white soldiers and seem to say "We're the Hakawee" but actually are saying "Where the heck are we?")
1. "May as well take a break. LT is fukawee again."

2. "Nearest cell phone tower? I don't know. We're way fukawee."
Fukawee by 12B December 12, 2002

funkamentalist 

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.
"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."
funkamentalist by Henry June 11, 2006