(n.) The act of many people, with an equal number of men and women, making out in the same van while trading off partners. A song is played and the couples switch of partners at the end of every song and then begin again. Typically done on Halloweennight.
Guy 1: Dude what are we gonna dress up as this year for Halloween?
Guy 2: Who cares about trick or treating dude! A bunch of the cheerleaders are getting together for a Funkaween
Known for askiing fellow tribes the question "where the fuckawee" while out on hunting and gathering missons. Tribes misunderstood due to dialect differences and believed they were identifying themselves. IE Were the Fuckawee
"A condition where an otherwise wel-adjusted teenager begins to believe his or her life is a never-ending soap opera. He or she will create 'drama' in an effort to recreate his or her favorite TV shows. Usually Dawson's Creek or the O.C."
(Mutation of 'Hakawee' Indian tribe from "F-Troop" TV show, which got its name from joke in which lost Indians greet white soldiers and seem to say "We're the Hakawee" but actually are saying "Where the heck are we?")
1. "May as well take a break. LT is fukawee again."
2. "Nearest cell phone tower? I don't know. We're way fukawee."
A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.
"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."