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an objectively bad romantic relationship. And/or the act of being stuck in an objectively bad relationship. Usually to the horror of friends and/or relatives. Sometimes to the detriment of outside friendships
"Hey you ever notice how (persons name) always looks kinda miserable when (he/she/they) are out?"
"yeah, (he/she/they) are stuck in the fucktomb."
"still? damn."
fucktomb by forrestgrump February 12, 2018

fuckbomb 

when your treasure hunting skills are anal and you hit your crush's neighbor's double glaze windows and pay 1k for compensation
bro how did u manage to fuckbomb Aleah's neighbors, I thought we had the right house
fuckbomb by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

Fucktober 

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fucktober 

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.
"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
fucktober by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015