Fucktomb

A very dirty place to have sex
Examples: a trash truck, dumpster, gas station bathroom.

Found mainly in Philadelphia after the super bowl.

The chicks in Philly are so dirty I bet they'd blow me in a fucktomb.

by The amazing helios February 5, 2018

fucktomb

an objectively bad romantic relationship. And/or the act of being stuck in an objectively bad relationship. Usually to the horror of friends and/or relatives. Sometimes to the detriment of outside friendships

"Hey you ever notice how (persons name) always looks kinda miserable when (he/she/they) are out?"
"yeah, (he/she/they) are stuck in the fucktomb."
"still? damn."

by forrestgrump February 12, 2018

fuckbomb

when your treasure hunting skills are anal and you hit your crush's neighbor's double glaze windows and pay 1k for compensation

bro how did u manage to fuckbomb Aleah's neighbors, I thought we had the right house

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

Fucktober

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009

fucktober

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.

"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."

by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015