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Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.

A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).

For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.

The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.

"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
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Hey man, I bought my girl a vibrator, it's such a great piece of fucknology
fucknology by Tug Nutkins May 13, 2018
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The study and/or practice of fucking
I am taking Fuckology 101 this semester. Bitches.
Fuckology by Colonel Pubes March 4, 2009
A website and a Facebook/Instagram page that share written content and quotes.
The name was chosen due to the sarcastic vulgarity in most of the content, and that led to innovative and creative written pieces enjoyed by over 1M people around the world.
Fuckology shares some good shit these days.
Fuckology by WordsThatGotStories November 20, 2018
The study of fucking .
Mom: How was your day at school .
Me: We learned Fuckology in health class .
Fuckology by Td August 6, 2016
the study of fucking
What are you? An expert in fuckology?
fuckology by Rehnquist March 31, 2004
The study of all that is fuck. Often used as an excuse to call yourself a doctor.
I am a doctor of Fuckology
fuckology by Elephant Man January 16, 2004