fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

by ken power January 11, 2008

fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

by Anon. October 01, 2003