A horrible tasting, rock hard food that you give to your least favorite people. Fruitcakes are often as tough as a boulder and as appetizing as one. Due to their inedible nature, fruitcakes are often regifted (or rarely gifted) to someone (often a disliked person).
Little Johhny received a fruitcake from his wife's sister for Christmas. Because it was harder than a rock, he regifted it to his annoying sister, Margret, for New Years.
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a name given to a kid typically (george liu)
george was dicking around so his friends called him a fruitcake

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Refering to someone that is akward, or weird. Acting Gay, a flaming homosexual. (Flamer). An example of fruitcake is Austin Averett .
That dude is such a fruitcake .= That dude is so Austin Averett .= That dude is such a flamer .
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The users or P2P-IRC where not surprised when ub0r admitted he was a fruitcake.
by [TS] Phoenix May 29, 2006
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a gay person, or one with faggot characteristics
Roberto Funes: I would like to announce that I am a fruitcake!!!!
by Babale veeks February 6, 2007
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A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians.
Dude, Chelsea is such a fruitcake. She's always kicking it with the lesbians, but her boyfriend is hella fine.
by Rae1138 December 15, 2011
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A fruit cake who likes other fruit cakes typically name Joel or Philip
Wow its like a fruitcake convention in here! what a bunch of fruitcakers
by Philip t dogg January 9, 2008
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