Fritzytits 

A pyromaniac, sadistic fuck. He usually dreams about smoking and doing miscellaneous drugs. While masturbating vigorously to pictures of weed. He enjoys long walks on top of roofs with scarfs down his pants with the aroma of burning trash cans surrounding him. He is the cause of death in the north-west hemisphere by means of STD's.

OH NO! fritzytits just put my scarf in his pants while lighting a trash can on fire on top of our school!

Person 1: How did you get every STD known to man and some only to assorted insects?

Person 2: Fritzytits raped me...=[

Fritzytits by Elliot Jake July 28, 2009

fritzcuits

1 a:pronounced like biscuits. its when a person of man stature achieves yummyness
1 b: any of various hard or crisp dry baked products that taste manly: as (1)British : cracker 4 (2)British : cookie b: a small quick bread made from pieces of Fritz that has been rolled out and cut or dropped from a spoon 2: the chariot of civic after the first firing and lambo dooring a: a light yellowish accented wardrobe to match his rims b: a yellow accented anything

Jon looks so yummy. I want him to be my fritzcuit.

You look good victor! Want some of these Fritzcuits?

fritzcuits by youtube-MercTV September 27, 2008