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Fresh Dick 

When you haven't had sex or masturbated since you last showered.
"I still have fresh dick, I should DEFINITELY masturbate now!"
Fresh Dick by spencinator November 24, 2015
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Fresh Dick 

A fresh dick, as in one who demonstrates qualities of virtue, style, and cleanliness stemming or originating from his dick. Can also mean someone new entering a situation i.e. the new dick on the scene. Meaning varies in accordance with context, emphasis, and pronunciation.
1)(someone new enters the room) Oh, look at the fresh dick coming into the party with the new khakis, how you doing fresh dick? (Emphasis on first word, fresh)
-Can't complain, dick's feeling fresh as shit!

2). What's wrong Jimmy? Did Santa bring you a plateful of fresh dicks this Christmas?(Emphasis on both first and second words, fresh and dick)

3). (Someone newly and unfavorably enters the room). Oh man, look at this fresh dick. (Emphasis on second word, dick)
Fresh Dick by lambrose15 November 23, 2014

dick flesh

1) concrete n.: flesh of the penis
2) SLANGE concrete n.: used to describe a person that is molesting someone.
1) Ouch! I just burned my dick flesh on the stove.
2) Hey, dick flesh! Quit bothering Joey!
dick flesh by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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