freakum 

A tight, sexy, revealing, backless, and/or short dress that every woman has in her closet; kept only to be used in emergency jealousy-causing situations, i.e. when you suspect your partner to be cheating on you, you make him jealous by hitting the town and showing off your bodacious body.

"Oh, every woman got one
Oh, shut it down when the time comes
Oh, pull out the big guns
Oh, and put your freakum dress on" - Beyoncé

"Ooh damn, she got her freakum dress on. Bet you she's on the rebound tonight."
"Her man must've really fucked up!"

freakum by King Bey March 11, 2014

freakum dress 

similar to a "lil Black dress"...A HOT ass dress that demands ones attention!

"Ladies look here, when you been with your man for a long time
Every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freakum dress" ~Beyonce

freakum dress by J-honey September 16, 2008

freakum dress 

a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.

"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress (freakum dress). You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)

freakum dress by Willie Maykitt September 9, 2006

freakum jeans 

Alternative to a freakum dress. Can be worn by girls or gay guys.

Staci: Bitch we going clubbin' tonight.

Ashley: Hell yeah, I got my tight ass freakum jeans on.

freakum jeans by Joeydiz07 October 13, 2008

Freakum Dress 

When you've been with your man for a long time and he is just not treating you right, the freakum dress is that little dress you wear when you go out with your ladies because you've had enough and every fella in the room goes "DWAMMMMM!"

Term made popular by Beyonce

My man hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so I took out my freakum dress, went out with my ladies, and he certainly realized what he was missing.

Freakum Dress by DJfreakum August 6, 2011

Freakum Jeans 

1.worn out jeans that drive country girls/guys crazy
2.freakum jeans are guy version or play on freakum dress
3. jeans that get u some when ur lover see them on you
4. jeans that u put on when ur partna actin wron

"when she act wrong thats when u put dem freakum jeans on .. betcha shell u'll get some

Freakum Jeans by 2 souls November 22, 2013

Freakus jeepers 

Three creepy Thompsons toking on the Doobus and freaking their blonks in the name of Timothy Thompson the son of freakus jeepers

Freakus jeepers in a sentence

“Can I hit that darling freakus doo”
“Uahhhhhh”
“Timothy bacyuah shtoiky”

Freakus jeepers by Freakusofclomp January 12, 2022