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Frankenym

noun, improper. Improper words that may or may not express the same meaning as the root by one or more of the following:
1. adding unnecessary prefixes and suffixes to a root word (examples: "irregardless"),
2. expressing (or mis-expressing) the phonetic characterization of a word or phrase as the phrase itself (example: "for all intensive purposes" assumed from "for all intents and purposes"; or "preemptory" instead of the proper "peremptory")

Many frankenyms find their way into the colloquial lexicon to a degree that they become indistinguishable from the proper vernacular.
Student Andrew: Irregardless of it being a 'team' project, Mrs. Timpton, the assignment seems like it will take longer than the time allotted.
Teacher: For all intensive purposes, Andrew, you will have it done by Friday or fail the class.
Student Steve: If you both insist on continued used of those ridiculous frankenyms, I'll report you both to the headmaster for murder of the King's English!
by Airwolf1986 May 10, 2021
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Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".
Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.
by jayjaybird February 20, 2017
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Al Franken

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.
Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009
by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009
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Frankenbike

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).
Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.
by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009
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Franken

The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.
My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.
by hog_hell November 16, 2017
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frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.
This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.
by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009
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Frankenmom

A middle-aged, fake boobed, fake-tanning, brazillian waxing, navel-piercing, reality-TV-obsessed woman who dresses like a slutty 12-year old and hangs out with her kids' friends, clinging to a fabled youth that was never hers to have. She takes all the wrong lessons from youth culture (and pop culture in general), with no ethical or aesthetic scruples whatsoever.

Most likely a divorcee. If not, she's trying desperately to "spice up" her marriage. Almost exclusively a product of the 2000s decade, found most commonly in the US and UK.
I kept trying to talk to that girl but this frankenmom kept moving in on me. Super creepy.
by montypark May 12, 2010
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