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Frank Fart 

When a fart gives a resemblance to a short Italian named Frank who may have eaten too much lasagna, and enjoys victimizing the less able. The frank fart sounds like this:

paaaaaaahahashshshshahahshashasha

like a "Pa-sha-sha" sound, combined with a motor bike run on deisel.
My Frank Fart sounded like I had hit an accused an old granny of taking my Cadillac for a spin, and filled the gas tank with pure hydrogen!
Frank Fart by Lappyloops December 20, 2007
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farting frank 

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.
farting frank by team mopar November 19, 2004

Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment 

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

Sweaty Frankfurter 

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.
Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"

frankfurter

She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.
frankfurter by Minecraft1238 February 5, 2019

frankfort, indiana 

Small town in central indiana over run with hispanics. There's nothing to do in this town but drugs.
frankfort, indiana by freaky_timmy January 20, 2009