Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.
My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.
by Dranky DeBeers June 18, 2015
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