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Ford Nation 

The 20% demographic of the Toronto, Canada that will vote for Rob Ford (the crack smoking mayor of Toronto), no matter what ludicrous behavior he engages in. Ford Nation is considered to be the political arm of a lessor known religion that believes that Rob Ford (and possibly his older brother Doug Ford), are in fact religious-political God-Heads, and a Pope.

Ford Nation members have been characterized by IPSOS as 'extremely likely to have NOT acquired a high-school diploma', and to be at very high risk of being diagnosed with a major delusional disorder. They are more susceptible to road rage than any other single segment of Canadian society,

Ford Nation has been directly linked to: Somali Pirate Operations, the Dixon City Bloods Gang, The Toronto Sun Tabloid Empire, Deco Labels Inc (manufacturers of novelty fridge magnets that are placed on land mines), The Conservative GardenParty of Canada, The Hashish Dealing Chamber of Commerce of South Etobicoke, The Crimes of Extortion Guild, and Political Road-Rage-Pride Association.

Ford Nation members can be discerned in the wild by their bullying habits, profuse sweating, deep grunting noises and the tell-tale burrowing of deep tunnels for Subways that link rural areas to unused and condemned farmland.

Ford Nation is often confused with it's close neighbor: The State of Denial.
Ford Nation thumbed its nose as those downtown communist elites by building another subway line into the wilderness.... ha ha ha

Ford Nation wept just as Rob Ford wept.... when his vodka supply ran out just before a huuuge TV interview...
Ford Nation by Jenge December 4, 2013
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Nation Ford High School 

Located in Fort Mill, SC this wealthy-class High School is full of the most rich, juul-smoking students. The kids drive Audi’s, BMW’s, Mercedes, and Tesla’s. The teachers drive KIA’s. The students at the schools hobbies are smoking, starting meme wars, and making cardboard cutouts of the beloved principal Jason Johns. This school may not be filled with the smartest of students but, at least they aren’t Fort Mill High School.
Mom:”You’re going to Nation Ford High School
Me:*screams* “fuCK MOM I CANT AFFORD A MERCEDES EvEryOne iS goNNa lAugH aT mE!”

nation ford high school 

Located in Fort Mill, SC. A school full of rich and highly pretentious people. The students there drive nicer cars than the teachers. All of the teachers are extremely uptight and will try to get you in trouble for absolutely anything. Known particularly for being a rich school, but a crap academic school. Your freshman year is guaranteed to suck, but your senior year will literally be the best year of your life. Also, you will get necked for calling the Commons a "cafeteria."
Mom- you're going to Nation Ford High School.
You- wow mom, thanks for putting me through this torture

nation ford 

The overprotecting principals and teachers at this very school do not know what is really going on at their beloved school. The underground of Cannabis is reforming in this very school! Stop being so harsh on personal displays of affections and GET TO IT! (this means go get a Vault out of one of the drink machines out in the courtyard.)
Man those mother fucking teachers don't know what is really happening under their noses at Nation Ford, do they?
Nope, dumb asses don't even know they are in the middle of the biggest drug dealing of history, and it's happening here, at Nation Ford!
nation ford by Chyeayaya! April 7, 2008

Nation ford highschool 

A school where all you see is white, you can’t say anything about that because they get mad easily, a school where The Latinos get blamed for everything and the blacks are somewhat lit but annoying, don’t mess with the staff some are chill and some are just bout dumb asf.
You heard about nation ford highschool it’s so terrible.
Nation ford highschool by Mr3leg February 1, 2021
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