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1. Making an occasion out of smoking marijuana and eating either fast food or street stall food. A Foowee must be the intention prior to purchasing either of the required components as purchasing food as an afterthought would be classified as satisfying 'munchies'
Casey: Tom wanna go for some foowee laughing crying emoji

Tom: Sounds like poo wee
Foowee by Cyber_Chakra March 20, 2019
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foobeener 

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.
Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.
foobeener by The Singularity August 29, 2009
Related Words

Foweefia 

For Real.
This girl Ashley is foweefia.
Foweefia by Fulmdog April 26, 2009

Foowie tiger 

For something to smell really really bad
Or for someone to be really sexy .
Opens dirty nappy foowie tiger that’ smells really bad

Hot women walking down the street with big booty ‘foowie tiger
Not to be confused with feedees, they don't get a sexual arousel from eating, but just enjoys the simple pleasure that comes from a full belly.
What happens when you give a glutton a way to have all the food they could ever want?
A foodee
Foodee by Shadow Oak September 17, 2005
A word you call someone, but in all reality it is meaningless
footee for life" "i love you footee!
footee by phatstan June 8, 2010
Dealing with the supernatural , mystical , or anything unbelievably silly in nature.

Fabricated fantasy used to explain common occurrences or to make unknowable claims seem reasonable through fictional devices.

Nonsensical

Superstitious
The idea of black cats being bad luck seems a little foofee to me.
Foofee by NoraaK™ August 29, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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