Folsom, CA

A conservative, wealthy, mostly Republican town of 45,000 people located 20 miles east of Sacramento. Almost all the nicer cars in the high schools' parking lots belong to the students, some of whom received vehicles like luxury SUVs for their 16th birthdays--no kidding. Folsom's wealthiest neighborhoods have worked hard to maintain their well deserved reputation for snobbery. To many, a "mismatched" outfit means you're wearing a Tommy Hilfiger shirt with Abercrombie&Fitch pants. The Johnny Cash song, "Stuck in Folsom Prison," is based on--you guessed it: the prison in Folsom, which is at the far eastern edge of town. Folsom does have a small low-income area, but most people don't know about it because no major streets go through there.

I used to live in Folsom, CA. It's a clean, well maintained town, but I sure don't miss the snobs.

Folsom, CA by LostSalamander December 26, 2010

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Folsom, CA

Folsom California is a town full of Stoners, Republicans, Jocks, Dumbasses, and SUPER RELIGIOUS PEOPLE.

Folsom California has only a few people that understands the world--like me, since I live there. <_< It has no major streets and is undisturbed from crime. It's quiet, but somehow also annoying. It's about an hour away from Santa Cruz meaning that if you want to get to Santa Cruz you have to drive through Folsom, and if you're thinking about taking a stop at Folsom, DON'T. Because chances are there'll be atleast one experience with an idiot.

The Super Religious People and Jocks are the worst, the Jocks think they know everything and the Super Religious People just try to force things upon others. Whatever you do, just don't go there.

While I do love Santa Cruz, it's a pain to go there because of Folsom being right next to to it. Folsom, CA sucks. ._.

Folsom, CA by Amateur Sex Offender June 29, 2011

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Folsom,CA

A great city in the suburbs of Northern California where wonderful little white children love to prance around and have a great time with great,big smiles on their face. Also a town where it is drama free and everyone just lives their joyous lives in peace

I live in Folsom,CA.

Folsom,CA by Alex Perez7 December 1, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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