Fogex

Fogex (n.) Faux Geeks. Derogatory term for those pretending to be "geeks" or "1337" or otherwise involved in hacking, computing or video gaming. In fact these people are GECKOS, also connotated by their name Fogex, & thus aspire to be chameleons & blend in with any surroundings or big scene of the week. However, they fail miserably, & thus remain in their conspicuous gecko failed-chameleon form.

True Geek: "I wish Fogex would grow up, they're such script-kiddies."
Fogex: "YE rofl i lol'd and n00bs were pwned and i haxxored everyonxxorededed and init"

by Havokiba July 16, 2008

The Fogerty Look

The look one will give during the act of Fogerty Time if someone derives from the routine. It is commonly misinterpreted as a death stare, for they are very similar.

As we were jamming, I started to add a bit of zest to my bass line, and I immediately got The Fogerty Look. I proceeded to return to the original bass line in fear for my life.

by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009

Foglexiya

A general term for disorders that involve difficulty in coming up with decent comeback lines or punch lines. Sufferers usually talk nonsense without even knowing it.

That comeback line was so lame because he suffers from Foglexiya

by Weiss hars May 6, 2014

Fogelberg

A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.

That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.

by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018

Fogeyphile

A young person who has a fetish for the older person

Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"

by indybob September 2, 2012

Eli Fogelman

Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.

The Number 1 video on Pornhub has 3 Eli Fogelman's in it.

by miss V edwards February 19, 2019

Fogeled

An injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it. Usually resulting in a trip to the hospital. Often followed by manning up and meeting for a drink afterwards.

I totally Fogeled when I was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called.

by Doctor Ouch February 1, 2014