He said he had a shmeckle and she replied with a, "FMERK!"
He had a fmerk on his face when his girlfriend dumped him because he was not gay.
He had a fmerk on his face when his girlfriend dumped him because he was not gay.
by Nikki M. C. September 25, 2007
Get the Fmerk mug.Der ferk is a cleaner replacement for what the fuck. Used in mixed company, like in front of parents or teachers.
Dude, I got a 98 on that math test!
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?
by totalg33k January 17, 2011
Get the der ferk mug.The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
Get the Vert der Ferk mug.from the German ferkel=piglet, biest=beast. In reference to a (usually) female with insatiable sexual appetites.
We stayed in bed all weekend 'cuz she's such a ferkelbiest.
Man, I had no idea my new girlfriend was such a ferkelbiest. I haven't slept in a week.
Man, I had no idea my new girlfriend was such a ferkelbiest. I haven't slept in a week.
by frklbst June 10, 2014
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A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words
A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words
by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017
Get the ferkern slergert mug.The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
by slangctionary March 31, 2019
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Someone: Bob has recently became a ferk to me over the past month.
Someone 2: Cool, no one gives a fuck.
Someone 2: Cool, no one gives a fuck.
by plsapproveme August 12, 2020
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