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flubinet 

So a flubinet is like a flutinet or floboe, but its flute, oboe, AND clarinet combined all together. My band director and the flubinet players made this up after he got tired of referring to the flute, oboe, and clarinet all together (because of songs that called all of the flubinets to play the same thing, or because the flubinet players were all being obnoxious). It literally became one of our most used words in band, kinda hilarious lmaoo.
Alright, flubinets, I need you guys to play softer here.
FLUBINETS CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP IM TRYING TO TALK TO THE REST OF THE BAND!!
Related Words

flubwank 

Like a titwank; using flab rather than tit. Can only be performed by the extremely obese.
Yasheem: "This fat chick gave me a flubwank last week; it was good but a bit sweaty".
Nateem: "That's gross Yash".
flubwank by Yasheem January 20, 2008

flubanism 

The painting of things purple for the purposes of sexual fulfillment.
Kiel Dixon was an avid practictioner of flubanism.
flubanism by Lizzy1900 March 19, 2009
Today was so flubin awesome
flubin by Ben&jerry April 3, 2015
The best possible way to have sex. Literally no other way to describe this position
I think flubing is my favorite sex position ever.
flubing by Mike wilns July 25, 2016
Where you fill a flute or recorder with lube and then use it to blow onto the person who you are lubing up.
Rachel: Yo Daniel was flubing me last night
Mary: you really let him put a recorder that close to your pussy??
Flubing by Fluber69 September 20, 2021