by T.A.N.C March 3, 2012
Someone who is unnecessarily and overly soft towards women in situations where it’s not necessary. They are essentially an advanced simp, who is powerless but somehow has the girl anyway
Flowerman: Sorry bro, I can’t come on ps4 as the gf is making go shoe shopping as she said that’s more important and someone needs to carry her bags for her.
Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?
Bro: what? That’s mad, your a Flowerman G, how are you are letting that happen?
by The sideman advisor April 16, 2022
A god, the creator of humanity. His power is infinite and is the sexiest being in the universe. Everything you have ever heard of was created by Flowerman. They say once you meet Flowerman face to face, you will be rebirthed in a new life and a new earth, the new earth is better and more beautiful than the Christian heaven. Flowerman solos your favorite verse.
by TheOfficialFlowerman August 4, 2021
The ultimate being
by Hdje August 4, 2021