Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

Floppy Sombrero by shit your balls September 12, 2008

Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

Floppy Sombrero by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012