Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

Flopping Off by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

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flapping off

One who plays flappy bird hard core usually with a record over 100

Mary: Will blew me off again last night!

Donna: Yeah he was flapping off again

flapping off by Speed kills January 26, 2014

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Flipping Someone Off With Your Thumb

It means you want to engage in sexual acts with the person. Instead of only using your middle finger to give someone the bird, adding your thumb let’s said person know you want to get it on with them.

Kyle: *Flips girl off with thumb*
Girl: “He flipped me off with his thumb. He wants to fuck! Flipping someone off with your thumb means they want to do it!”

Flipping Someone Off With Your Thumb by smile.dog.exe.1616 November 16, 2020

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flipping it off

Female masterburation

flipping it off in the toilet or bedroom

flipping it off by The Son Of God January 13, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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