A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.
Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.
Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*
Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!
Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.
Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*
Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!
Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.
by MeTheTree December 29, 2006
A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017