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Flocculus

to slap a sleeping person in the face with your penis
That girl got too drunk last night at my house; after she peed in my bed, puked in my washing machine, and clogged my toilet, I decided I had had enough so I flocculused her when she finally passed out on the couch.
by teh red ninja June 4, 2011
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