Flocculus 

to slap a sleeping person in the face with your penis

That girl got too drunk last night at my house; after she peed in my bed, puked in my washing machine, and clogged my toilet, I decided I had had enough so I flocculused her when she finally passed out on the couch.

Flocculus by teh red ninja June 4, 2011

flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.

Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"

flocculation by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009

Pope Lucas the Flocculent 

a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.

Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!

Pope Lucas the Flocculent by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007

flocculate 

a complicated word designed by chemist to make us lowly common people feel stupid when we don't know what it means though it really means to fluff/ stir

i am going to flocculate this kool aid powder and make som super yummy watermelon flavored kool aid

flocculate by Ted Perry February 25, 2011

flocculent

having a fluffy or wooly apperence

the sheep is a flocculent animal

flocculent by kaliyaan November 10, 2003