Flemmo 

1. One who brokers the sexual favors of women for profits

2. Someone who knows how to get money from others. selling drugs,rolling dice,pimpin. your hustlin for that money

3. A sex position wherein 4 women and one guy have sexual intercourse.

1. -
James) Hey what you doin this weekend bro?
Sam) I don't no man might go pick up some girls and do a flemmo, wat about you?
James) That sounds good man...

2. -
Flemmo)yo $80 a gram fool.
Billy)rolled a seven again, now pay me.
Flemmo)yo get over to that street corner bitch and make me some money.

Flemmo by Pimp Ravi August 1, 2006

Flemmo 

To attempt a comedic delivery and fail miserably for one of two reasons.

1. Immediately repeating a joke said by someone else in slightly different words.
2. Beginning an anecdote with painful pauses and trailing off into an embarrassed mumble, forgetting the punch line and leaving all onlookers angry, frustrated and tired.

Dave: "Yeah, that reminds me of the time that a guy I knew saw a guy playing the spoons, and then... erm... aww.. how do you say it again?.. Ok, I'll stop speaking now."

Pedro: "Nice work you fucking flemmo."

Flemmo by captain_pants June 16, 2011

Flummoxed

The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.

Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?

Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.

Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.

Flummoxed by Silvertonguedwordsmith October 8, 2017

Flembogi

Flembogi is used at close friends who have a big head and a small body.

Hey my flembogi! How are you doing man?

Flembogi by anonymous October 15, 2020

flemboy 

A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.

Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...

flemboy by shane_y May 15, 2020

Femmometer 

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.

Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.

Femmometer by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010

flummoxed

confused and distracted

flummoxed by mikelucky October 28, 2003