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A flamboyant male homosexual who likes to expose his penis.
Did you see jimmy on the dance floor last night LOL he is such a flare gun.
by B rizzay March 15, 2016
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: "These are not for violence...they are just to send a message."
Some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states "check out these guns" or "welcome to the gun show"...these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. However, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said DBag "These are my flare guns. They are not for violence...they are just to send a message."
by abeio March 19, 2011
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