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Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set aflames.

It can be done by taking a spoon from the shot and flaming it. A more successful method is to tilt the shot glass then flame it.

Like all alcoholic beverages, the tequila will burn with a blue flame. To notice the flame, it is best to do it in a dim area.

It is very important to drink the shot without any flame. It can be dangerous not to.

It is better to extuingish the flame before all the alcohol burns out. This helps retain the desirable taste.
I'll go prepapre a flaming tequila.

Flaming tequilas have caused facial burns, so lose the flame before you drink!
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Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.

First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.

The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
Sheila burned her throat on the Flaming Tequila.
Flaming Tequila by Bob August 6, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016