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The Fifth Amendment, which gives citizens the right to protect themselves from self-incrimination.

From Chappelle's Show.

"Sir, will you tell us about the cartels you dealt with in your time as a crack cocaine dealer?"

"Um, no, but I can tell you that I plead the Fizzif."

Fizzif by Red Impulse March 5, 2004

Words you can keep

Fizzfucker

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

Related Words

Fizzif • fizzifrog • fizzify • Fizzing • Fizzin • Fizzine • fizzing at the bung • Fizzizzle • fizified • FizzFam

fizzing at the bung

To be in a state of intense excitement.

"Mate, I'm so excited about that concert on Saturday, I'm practically fizzing at the bung!"

fizzing at the bung by GingerNinja August 23, 2006

Fizzidy Fucked

Fixing to get into a lot of trouble.

Getting scalded.

Dawg, We Should Not Of Snuck Out Last Night, When We Get Home We Are Fizzidy Fucked.

Fizzidy Fucked by Streetsweeper777 June 25, 2009

Fizzizity

Carbonation

Man, don't shake that bottle of soda like that, you'll make it lose all it's fizzizity!

Fizzizity by Grillmaster B August 17, 2008

Fizziwesh

Fizziwesh is the feces thats left behind in the cracks of the bottom of your shoe, left after the initial turd that you stepped on.

Jon.. no matter how hard i try.. i cant get this fizziwesh off of the bottom of my shoe.. ITS SO ANNOYING!

Fizziwesh by Jon Taulbee June 9, 2007

fizzit

something that, whilst in thought process, makes perfect sense to the person about to say it, but when spoken is recieved by those listening with a blank stare or possibly questions or comments referencing one's sanity. the correct verb form to use is "spittin' fizzits"

Man, after we smoked that blunt, bob tried to tell us about his fucked up day at work but wound up spittin' fizzits.

fizzit by joolie October 29, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026