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Finlayism 

The cut and shut of two uber-management speak terms, used in completely the wrong context, to confuse a colleague or subordinate member of staff. Ultimate aim is to deflect the ability to actually answer the question correctly or to attempt to embarrass somebody else.
A Finlayism "Flexibility is the key to success"
"Lets incentivise the team by bringing the group together for a thought shower and see if we cant run it up the flag pole"
Finlayism by bbdp November 27, 2012
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finalism 

A state of mind, usually during final exams, where your priorities list is read from the bottom.
Example 1:
"Dude! did you study? you have a final exam tomorrow!"
"Just a minute, I have to define the word (Finalism) first"

Example 2:
You are in the "finalism" state of mind when:
You have finals, but you have to clean your room, call your mom, format your PC, clean your car first.

Example 3:
You have to record a song when you don't even know how to play a guitar, during final exams.
finalism by Faisal_ha June 19, 2009

Finlaysoned

John decided it was time for a new tv, prior to his purchase, he finlaysoned meticulously to find the best price.
Finlaysoned by Bea Rigz March 1, 2009

Finlaysplaining 

"Did you know that in world war 2 the Jews were killed? Now you do."

"Finlay, stop finlaysplaining"

finlayson 

Johnny was a finlayson
finlayson by manny28 December 13, 2010

finlaysupergamer 

A famous person on youtube who is 11 years old. He posts Youtube videos and has a lot of subscribers.
Cameron : Oh did you see that kid on youtube?

George : Who? finlaysupergamer?

Cameron : Yeah, don't you think he's so cool

George : Yeah, his vids are awesome. He deserves way more subscribers!

Finleyish 

A person, usually a teacher, who constalty bitches about every fuckin little thing. They becmoe irritated by anything consciveable. These people can also be refered to as PMSing bitches.
That Finleyish bitch of a teacher is constatly bitchin about me not having my homework; what a bitch.
Finleyish by Wasnt_me September 10, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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