My girlfriend said she would blow me later on in the night, yet when it actually was time she ended brushing her teeth and falling asleep. Pretty Femaleiar huh?
by Turtlegreenguy November 17, 2011
Get the Femaleiar mug.The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.
However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....
- He: ....? Think about?
- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!
- He: What?!
- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!
- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?
- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
- He: ....? Think about?
- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!
- He: What?!
- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!
- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?
- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011
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Get the FEMALEISH mug.The female version of mansplain (explanation given in such a way that can only be delivered by a female) OR the act of familiarizing oneself with the female anatomy.
1. Allow me to femaliarize you with what it means to bleed from your crotch.
2 Get down there and femaliarize yourself with my vagina.
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Other guy:"Oh what's femaleitidis."
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Get the femaleitidis mug.Feckin eejit that thinks that just because we let them vote they should get paid real wages. They should be kept bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen on a 12ft choke chain.
General uses include
1 source of food
2 source of babies
3 dick warmer
4 cleans things
General uses include
1 source of food
2 source of babies
3 dick warmer
4 cleans things
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