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felmer

When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.
Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.
by Ken002 April 24, 2007
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Felmer

someoe who is fat, ugly, stupid, a faggot, can't spell worth shit, and is just all around a retard.
"Wow, Chelsey, what a Felmer!"
by AMH&CMH. December 20, 2010
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felgercarb

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.
Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.
by catdeville December 21, 2014
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Jim Fulmer

Jim Fulmer

A legendary man who somehow managed to serve in World War 1, World War 2, and the Vietnam War; also in a few top secret tours to North Korea. He now resides in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin where he defines the term 'bad ass' by patrolling the OHS halls and putting a stop to all major crime, hat wearing, and use of electronic devices. In his own time he enjoys raising is 38 year old homosexual son and playing Xbox live.

His gammertag is Lt Fulmer and his current KDR is 4.38.
Jim Fulmer killed two stones with one bird
by fulmerstreak411 December 24, 2009
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Feldercarb

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.
"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."
by redhex September 8, 2006
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felkerising

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol
by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015
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don felder

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.
That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.
by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007
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