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When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.

Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.
felmer by Ken002 April 24, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
someoe who is fat, ugly, stupid, a faggot, can't spell worth shit, and is just all around a retard.
"Wow, Chelsey, what a Felmer!"
Felmer by AMH&CMH. December 20, 2010
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felgercarb 

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.
Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.
felgercarb by catdeville December 21, 2014

Jim Fulmer 

Jim Fulmer

A legendary man who somehow managed to serve in World War 1, World War 2, and the Vietnam War; also in a few top secret tours to North Korea. He now resides in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin where he defines the term 'bad ass' by patrolling the OHS halls and putting a stop to all major crime, hat wearing, and use of electronic devices. In his own time he enjoys raising is 38 year old homosexual son and playing Xbox live.

His gammertag is Lt Fulmer and his current KDR is 4.38.
Jim Fulmer killed two stones with one bird
Jim Fulmer by fulmerstreak411 December 24, 2009

Feldercarb 

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.
"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."
Feldercarb by redhex September 8, 2006

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol
felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

don felder 

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.
That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.
don felder by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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