Felixprandiumboxphobia
Latin for Happy Meal Box Phobia, Felixprandiumboxphobia is a proposed phobia of the modern mascot for the fast-food brand McDonald's, succeeding after the retirement of Ronald McDonald and all associated McDonaldLand characters ever since May the 20th of 2014; Happy The Happy Meal.
The character itself, considering its name-sake, is an anthropomorphic Happy Meal box who is very energetic, jovial and wacky. The prime factor of this phobia is due to Happy's design, most notably his widened eyes which seem to have a permanent Thousand Mile Stare, alongside his widened, forced and toothy smile, thus (unintentionally) creating a horrifying character with a look of pure malice and insanity permanently plastered on its face.
The character itself, considering its name-sake, is an anthropomorphic Happy Meal box who is very energetic, jovial and wacky. The prime factor of this phobia is due to Happy's design, most notably his widened eyes which seem to have a permanent Thousand Mile Stare, alongside his widened, forced and toothy smile, thus (unintentionally) creating a horrifying character with a look of pure malice and insanity permanently plastered on its face.
"Holy shit, that new McDonalds mascot is freaky as hell!"
"Do you have Felixprandiumboxphobia or something, mate?"
"Do you have Felixprandiumboxphobia or something, mate?"
Felixprandiumboxphobia by UltimateAnnihilator July 8, 2018
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