Fecas Touch 

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

Fecas Touch by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

Fecal Touch 

Characteristic of a person who fucks up everything they get involved with. Often witnessed in the workplace with respect to projects that do not go well.

Boss to employee: I think Johnny has some capacity to assist with the Johnson Project.

Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.

Fecal Touch by Steelman7 July 10, 2010

The Feces Touch 

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

The Feces Touch by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011