february 28th, 2016

koe wetzel day. the title of his biggest hit.

It’s February 28th, 2016. You and your friends are drunk as shit on the highway. “who’s sober enough to take me to taco bell?”

by poopoo26 July 19, 2020

February 28th

Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script

February 28th example

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

by Oooh yeh March 2, 2022

February 28th

A day where 2 friends must have sexual intercourse no matter what the circumstances are. But there’s a twist. The male must make sure he has a handshake with the girl after they’re done.

Boy/girl: yo it’s February 28th there’s no backing out

Boy/girl: fineeeee

by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021