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Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
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Faygul • Fagulous • Fagula • fangul • FAYUL • Fagular • faygola • faygut • Faegull • Faggula

Count Fagula 

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Count Fagula by Miilo March 31, 2009
Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.
The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.
faygele by cornholio October 16, 2003
-the polite way and politically correct way of referencing Justin Bieber while still calling him a faggot
Hey that one faygola over there is dancing!

He looks a lot like that faygola, Justin Bieber.
faygola by GUILLOT1NE March 13, 2011

Fagulous 

A unique kind of fabulous. Putting the word FAG and FABULOUS together in a verbal synergistic bond taking the the two terms to a whole new level. Fagulous is much more gay and fabulous than regular gay and fabulous terms on there own.
Hey Moe, you look absolutely fagulous when you put those oversized porn-star sunglasses on.
Fagulous by S-Class sucks! September 6, 2005
Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.
Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!
Fagular by yodawgg February 26, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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