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being entirely fed up of ones own excessive flatulence to the point of jadedness
Dude, I cannot stop farting today, I am experiencing severe fartigue
fartigue by Jackieboomboom November 24, 2017
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favretirement

a form of semi-retirement, often characterized by weeks or months of waiting, waffling, wondering, and worriment; common characteristics also include lying, dissembling, persecution complexes, backbiting, media circuses, and incessant complaining about one's treatment at the hands of those one has favretired from, or is contemplating un-favretiring to join; may be caused by an excessive need or desire to have one's ego stroked and the belief that one is deserving of worship, adulation, and much ass-kissing by others, though ironically, the resultant behavior usually results in a significant cost to the reputation of the favretiree.
That guy Brent in accounting is driving me insane; one day he's retired, then he's not, then he's injured his bicep muscle and has to wait to see if it heals enough for him to be able to punch keys on his calculator -- I wish he'd make up his mind and end this favretirement already.
favretirement by TheBaxter July 28, 2009

faketigue 

To be made weary by the excessive amount of fake content on the internet.
" I am seeing so many false claims and products on my internet searches that I am now suffering from faketigue"
faketigue by kwikchex July 28, 2019

Facetigue 

Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.
You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.
Facetigue by SoOverIt February 14, 2010

facetigue 

Pronounced---face teeg.

When ones facebook posts are so frequent and banal that friends block the feed.
Why did I block you----facetigue.
facetigue by Benrums0n July 22, 2012
When you’ve eaten food, usually fast in nature, and have a case of unstoppable flatulence that causes one to need a nap.
We got sooo drunk last night and ate Taco Bell. Now I’m fartigued from farting myself to sleep.
Fartigue by TheRealJarvis June 18, 2022