Fauxbucks 

Faux-bucks

1.) A wannabe Starbucks most often found inside book stores and workplace coffee carts. These impostors locations fool people into thinking they are getting quality Starbucks coffee with signs that display the Starbucks logo and state "We Proudly Brew Starbucks Coffee." These impostor locations are not actual Starbucks stores and often hire ex cons (you can tell by the homemade prison tattoos on their hands, neck and face) and/or former hotel maids with limited command of the English language as coffee pourers. The term barista is not appropriate in this setting as these employees are barely qualified to operate a Keurig and have no business pouring a Chai Peppermint anything.

Guy1: "Mind if we drive to Starbucks so I can get a grande extra hot soy with extra foam, split shot with a half squirt of sugar-free vanilla and a half squirt of sugar-free cinnamon?"

Guy 2: "We don't have to have to go all the way to Starbucks, there is a Barnes and Noble across the street."

Guy 1: "Barnes & Noble, fuck that, I ain't going to no Fauxbucks!"

Fauxbucks by Bellevue Jue December 24, 2013

FartBucks 

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.

“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”

FartBucks by Danull February 14, 2019

fourbucks 

a starbucks drink

percolate it, pull it, push it, french press it, it still doesn't taste as good as a fourbucks lattte.

fourbucks by scoobysnaxxer June 29, 2003

fauxucked up 

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

fauxucked up by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

Fauxback 

When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".

The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.

Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!

Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.

Fauxback by cee-em-kay October 4, 2011

Farbucks 

The Starbucks on Washington Square Park in the Village of NYC. This is also known as 'Faye's at the Square' - a name from which it derives the 'Fa'.
This is the only Starbucks (so far) that accepts the NYU meal plan as payment.
This location is renown for Thursday night live music and memorable and friendly barristas/os.

Jones: I'm all outta money, and I have no place to curl up with a cuppa joe to finish my knitting before drama class!
Maggie: why not head down to farbucks for some coffee cake and solitude?
Jones: sounds great!

Farbucks by clarisse_montag August 11, 2006

facebucks 

Virtual money that is used in the on-line community, facebook.com

I won 2,000 facebucks last night playing Texas Hold 'Em.

facebucks by daybedoe August 11, 2008