Father John 

A child molester priest who locks kids in his church basement and fills them with the gospel if you know what I mean ;)

"I went to Father John's basement and he shoved the gospel in me"

Father John by ieatass97 February 6, 2017

Father John Redmond 

A High School in Etobicoke, Ontario. This school has one of the highest stoner population. Surrounded by many favorite sesh spots, including the Mystical Forest, The Hidden Jungle and The Frozen Pond.

Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"

Father John Redmond by Jimo'n Parabola January 20, 2009

Father John Misty 

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

Father John Misty by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

FatherJohnism 

Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong Irish accent, and/or having a large space between the front teeth.

Words/Phrases people tend to use if they suffer from FatherJohnism:

"UP IRELAND!", "Juanito Calito", "HelloOoOoOo", "He was just a corrupt person!", "So what'd I do? I hit 'em through d'other side uh d'window!"

FatherJohnism by Rick Coker February 21, 2009