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1. A person of considerable anoyance; someone that casues you to become very angry, upset or agitated asshole
2. A large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint
3. A really bad teacher
4. If you are either 1 or 3, then you. If not, I am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle
Dude, Mr H. is such a Fat Purple Turtle! I sware, he didn't even read my aper but he still have me a B+, what the hell!
by Sillypantsmcgee February 14, 2006
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