The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.
Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.

Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over

Kid 3: Word...

Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...
by sumthinmonthofmay May 12, 2009
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