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When an older person subtly flirts with an underage member of the opposite sex to keep he/she interested until the underage person is of age and ready to play in the big leagues.
Example 1:
Rick: "Dude, how did you hook up with John's little sister? She was jail bait two days ago!"

Greyson: "Had her on the farm team for 3 years"

Example 2:
Ted: "Man, why is that fat girl on your farm team?"

Barney: "She just joined the volleyball team, in 4 years she'll probably be skinny"
by Husker56 October 20, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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