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Masturbating to reruns of the Facts of Life television sitcom.
Alison walked in on Daniel the other day and caught him in the act. She forgave him once she realized he was watching The Facts of Life reruns and he admitted that he was jerking to Blair and not Joe. Frankly, I think he could have told Alison that he was whacking it to Ms. Garret and she would have been fine. You take the good, you take the bad and there you have the Faps of Life.
by the coMANd'r August 31, 2016
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