Family Life

A cruel and unusual punishment for children and teens, grades 4-9, in which a fat hospital nurse will come to your class and teach you about sex using various objects, including a banana and a condom.

Alex: "I can't wait until gym class!"
John: "SYKE! We have family life today"
Alex: "This sucks, that fat hoe teaches what I learned in the locker room!"

by PT4BB November 9, 2006

Family Life Education

A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier

Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education

by theyhavepotential January 19, 2025

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

familylife

a musical collective making rap/hyperpop music.

Containing members such as:

Lieu, Cru, Lei, Vaxt, Psych, Three Dimensions Apart, Twikipedia, Drownwithtoga, 06squeaker, FUXKCY, DGRNT
P2: Yessir, it was fucking lit mane.

Person 1: man I wonder when familylife is going to drop a cypher
Person 2: Hopefully soon, I enjoy Lei the most
Person 1: yeah hopefully his verse is really good!!

by wombatstewfan69 December 7, 2020