A cruel and unusual punishment for children and teens, grades 4-9, in which a fat hospital nurse will come to your class and teach you about sex using various objects, including a banana and a condom.
Alex: "I can't wait until gym class!"
John: "SYKE! We have family life today"
Alex: "This sucks, that fat hoe teaches what I learned in the locker room!"
John: "SYKE! We have family life today"
Alex: "This sucks, that fat hoe teaches what I learned in the locker room!"
by PT4BB November 09, 2006
Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.
by Jay.Vee.Zee November 24, 2021
A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier
Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
by theyhavepotential January 20, 2025