Also generally has a gayish obsession with transformers (hence the reason why all Android phones have gay ass transformers related names).
Yo Brian, I just got my new Android Prime Transformer Optimus Megatron PLUS. Can you take your dick out of my ass for a minute so I can test it? It has FLASH!
Brian: Sorry fagdroid, your bitch-ass fagdroid phone will have to wait while I transform your ass into a fine jelly!