Faecal Afterglow

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit.
An example of life’s many pleasures was an early morning faecal afterglow episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very agreeable half an hour.
by Boudin aka Blood Sausage October 12, 2021
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Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl
I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!
by Donny Diamond May 8, 2018
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