Facebook Mum 

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

Facebook Mum by Salazard May 19, 2009

Facebook Mum 

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

Facebook Mum by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

Facebook Mum 

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.

Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.

Facebook Mum by Comet! August 14, 2022

fakebook mum

A facebook figure who fulfills the role of a mother.

Dave: Do you wanna go out tonight?

Seamus: I'll have to ask my fakebook mum...

fakebook mum by Jonjon19 February 15, 2010

Facebookmurder 

1) To commit Facebook murder.
2) (Figurative) To cyberbully.

I'll Facebookmurder you for this! You're going to cry when you see your profile…

Facebookmurder by ak-boing November 16, 2010

Facebookmurderous 

1) Inclined to Facebookmurder.
2) Of, similar to, reminiscent of, or pertaining to Facebook murder.

"That guy's Facebookmurderous." "Those posts are Facebookmurderous.

Facebookmurderous by ak-boing November 16, 2010

facebookmomfriends 

The friends you're mom has on Facebook, either really judgemental about you, or always hypes you up to your mom.

Child: "Aww my facebookmomfriends always hype me up on my birthday!"

facebookmomfriends by RandomnessOfAPerson September 4, 2022