Face Pounds 

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

Face Pounds by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

face pounding 

SKYPE or FaceTimeing while completing the act of self-pleasure. i.e. Fingerbanging

My boyfriend just caught me face pounding his best friend...'s girlfriend.

I was face pounding my boyfriend last night while he was out of town.

face pounding by Lil' Bitski January 28, 2016

Pound Face 

v. to drink heavily. Usually until ones face becomes physically detatched from the skull. There are different degrees of face poundage. It varies from slightly red to bruised all the way to completely and utterly pounded. As a matter of fact, if you are excessively drunk it is possible to have lost your face.

"I'm going to pound face before the game tonight." "So, we pounding face tonight or what?" "Dude, my face is so pounded right now." "OH SHIT, WHERE IS MY FACE?!" "Nah, my face is only slightly bruised at the moment, I'm only six deep."

Pound Face by jeff cortez November 3, 2005