Face fisted

When someone punches you in the face for no reason, except to punch someone.

Wade was just sitting there minding his own business when Murder cold cocked him. Wade screamed "WTF man", Murder siad "I was bored so I face fisted your ass!" Then Wade said "to shay my brotha."

by FoxO'clock April 29, 2010

Face Fist

The act of shoving one's whole fist into anothers face.

Man I just gave that bitch a face fist.

by Sexual_Ninja January 20, 2011

reverse face fist

When a woman violently rams her face into a mans fist due to being outside the kitchen

the bitch left the kitchen and reverse face fisted me then she called the cops.

by the angry wife beater November 8, 2010

fist face

a name for a person who's face has been bruised from being beat and or punched

Did you see whitney "fist face" houston last night?
I was hanging out with Fist Face last night and he looks messed up.

by d3f3kt1v November 24, 2009

fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.

"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."

by Roy K June 25, 2005

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007

a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

by ddooley January 7, 2008