Fucking cold 

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.

"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"

Fucking cold by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017

fucking cold 

State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex

Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."

fucking cold by dancingfoxes February 11, 2014

freezing fucking cold 

where i am right now

I AM REALLY freezing fucking cold

freezing fucking cold by coldperson November 6, 2013

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor 

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010